American Panda - They Eat Guinea Pigs in Peru

Yes, its true my friendly nordic brothers and sisters, they DO eat Guinea Pigs in Peru. They stick a long stick inside them and deep fry the little devils to a nice crispy texture. You may wonder what this has to do with anything at all, well it has nothing to do with anything. Its just one of those things that people don't think about on a daily basis and maybe some people go their whole lives not realizing that some Peruvian person is munching on a rodent that is akin to Squeaker, my beloved kindergarten class pet.

Now that you know this bit of culinary trivia, you may be wondering what to do with it. Well here is what you do...next time you are out to lunch with your friends or loved ones and everyone is chowing down on some saltfisk or whatever, scan their mouths to see that they are chewing and casually say "I read on Mindre Panda that in Peru they eat Guinea Pigs!" and I even saw a picture of a Guinea Pig on a stick! This is sure to get their attention and they may even spit out their food as a gesture of interest so that they are free to converse with you about such interesting cultural knowledge.

On a related note, have you heard that new Gwen Stefani song "Hollaback Girl"? Its a great example of what happens when a "musician" stops being creative and decides that they can write a song that is about as annoying as dental work. To really throw fuel on the fire though, get this, her new album is called "Love, Angel, Music, Baby"! Gag right? Well her clothing line, yes she has her own clothing line full of half tops for 40 year olds, is called "LAMB". Once you figure out the acronym don't be surprised if you throw up a little in your mouth.

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