Top 10 Reasons It Sucks to be Me Right Now (by American Panda)

10. I am at work and I don't feel all that great.

9. Its Thursday (not Friday)

8. I don't have any food at home to eat.

7. My job is about as thrilling as eating staples.

6. Hockey season is STILL 2 weeks away!

5. I am broke and don't get paid for ANOTHER week.

4. I have to do laundry tonight or else I will be stuck wearing dirty socks.

3. I have a mysterious stain on my pants and I doubt it will ever come out.

2. The commute home is looming.

1. I am feeling pathetic enought to whine openly in a public forum.

R. Panda